Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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