last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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