My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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