my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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