Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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then he tried to convert me to islam
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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