That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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