Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Even my vagina gasped.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
