Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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