Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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