I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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