I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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