i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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