And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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