There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You can't special order awesome
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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