Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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