I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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