at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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