we're blogging at a bar
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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