i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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