Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
