how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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