dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
When are your genitals available?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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