can u get pink eye on your cock?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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