Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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