before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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