That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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