Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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