well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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