only if we run a train.
done.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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