He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He did a backflip because drugs
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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