so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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