Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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