it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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