Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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