I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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