i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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