I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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