i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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