they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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