I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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