On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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