just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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