No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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