Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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