it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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