You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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