You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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