You just made me feel so damn special
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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