Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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