I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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