so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There are leaves in my underwear?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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