he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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