quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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