Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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