belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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