You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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